March Madness Offer

Why were the Hatter and the March Hare such good friends in Wonderland?

In English, we think that both hatters and march hares are mad – I’ll explain why in a minute.

But, first, here’s a mad special offer for March: a full 60-minute lesson, either in-person or online, for only $40. That’s an 11% discount off the usual rate of $45. You can use this offer to pay in advance for as many lessons as you like, and you don’t have to actually take them all in March – you can schedule them for any available slot throughout the year. Hurry, though, this offer ends on April 1.


Remember, you can cancel and obtain a full refund at any time, so long as there are more than 24 hours until the lesson is scheduled to start. Simply email me and I’ll do the rest.

Did you know the English idiom “He’s as mad as a hatter”? We don’t get this from Lewis Carroll. In fact it’s because hatters had to use mercury in hat-making. The mercury poisoned their brains, and they went slowly mad. And “as mad as a March hare” comes from the strange behaviour of male hares during the breeding season, which is in March.

2 Thoughts on “March Madness Offer

  1. Добрый день. Меня зовут Юлия и мне очень нужен Английский язык. Я готова к учебе. Жду цены и ваших условий)

    • Ian Appleby on Monday March 9th, 2020 at 06:18 PM said:

      Добрый день, Юлия. Спасибо за Ваш интерес. Цены, как указано наверху, всего $40 за 60 минут, если оплачены в Марте. Условия можете читать здесь. Они скоро будут переведены на русский.

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